Needless to say, it is probably a bad idea to use the words "Magic Johnson" and "infectious" in the same sentence.
As my comedian friend Brad pointed out, this would be akin to saying that an Asian politician's views on a subject were slanted.
Kurt Warner drinking game rules:
Take a drink anytime anyone mentions:
+ Kurt Warner being a bagboy at a supermarket
+ playing in the AFL
+ his wife,
+ or when Kurt thanks Jesus