Despite the fact that in this picture Jeff looks like a complete moron, he is the only person I have ever seen get a royal flush. HE GOT A FREAKIN' ROYAL FLUSH during our last poker game of the year (April 30). Granted, he won only 85 cents, but that is still amazing.
Congratulations Jeff on your 85-cent victory. This does prove, however, that you can win more with a royal flush than your regular old straight flush, right Eddie? Hope you haven't spent all of that 35-cent winnings.